A fork of Rural Dictionary
An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.
Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!
Jack Lemon is "The Diddler"
Jack Lemon just diddled that pig fetus.
A moderator of an online forum that doesn't really moderate, but just "diddles" with the decor/controls.
thecaboose.net (or in larger scale, ezboard.com) - "diddlers" don't really have much control, only the ezops have any real say in banning, etc. But they do like to change up the colors, links, images, etc, to spark imagination and conversation.
Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe. **It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.
"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving." "Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit." John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.
A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.
Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!