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Enrique

Someone who is into a lot of strange fetishes. Specifically one who is obsessed with the odd combination of hair and straps, although several other less prominent fetishes are certainly present.

Joe: Dude, Enrique, check out that crazy hot chick.

Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.

Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*

by xxxMasterDick October 02, 2011

Enrique

Pseudo-Emo layabout. Often dresses in black, and cries about everyday comments. An enrique will also wear sweatshirts / hoodies over work clothes for apparently no reason, even on hot days.

Joe - Whats up with that sad guy at work? I told him that he shouldn't wear a hoodie at work and he started to cry

Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.

by T Rich October 31, 2007

Enrique

Papa!

hey papa, wanna kick grit?
hey papa, its either you or me you tell me!...as enrique says

by jokjjnkl January 28, 2009

Enriques

Enriques

Enriques is king

by Meatman79 May 05, 2018

Enrique

Enrique is a simp, he does everything he can to obtain cooch from a girl that 5 other guys are going for. He hangs out with her at lunch but cannot get a sliver of cooch as hard as he tries

“Did you see Enrique simping over Pilar?”

Yeah what a bitch”

by Penischeeseinator December 05, 2019

Enrique

Enrique’s are the hottest

Who’s that hottie?
He’s Enrique.

by Eneique November 23, 2017

Enrique

A gay male model from descending from a Spanish heritage.

Have you seen Enrique, the new male model for Vogue?

by Carlos Rodriguez March 02, 2008