A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation.
The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset shuffle
a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.
I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle
Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed
Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you
Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore
i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often
He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car