A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.
Man Earl was so drunk yesterday he made a mess in the kitchen again... He was garlic drunk!
To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.
Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!
A garlic girl is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.
"We went on our honeymoon to Gilroy because she's a Garlic Girl"
Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.
This guy at the bar wouldn't back off after I eyeballed his girl, so I gave him a garlic rub.
Delicious Pizza like treat, composed of crust, butter, cheese, garlic and awesome.
Man, its worth the drive to Cape Breton for some Fat Boy's Garlic Fingers.