A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. the act of puking
2. pretending that one is drunk/high when in fact they are not
3. a complete knob
Leigh: I am like soo drunk right now!
Everyone: Shutup.. no you aren't
Married male who is a homosexual and his wife does not know it. Derived from a combination of the words Married and Fag
"Does that chick know her husband takes it in the ass? Someone should tell her he is a Mag. Too bad for the kids...."