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shampoo, noun. A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.

He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery. (see definition for shrubbery)

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

code name for canabis also conditioner - tabaco rizla - paper hair nets

that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner

A disguise for your alcohol.

Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!