Country Dictionary

play hookey, skip

We wagged school on Friday

Means to play hookey (nottingham area word)

Sup, history is shit, i mite wag it

Acronym for "Wild Ass Guess"

The economy is looking so shaky right now that any budget forecast would be a complete WAG.

Someone who thinks they are funny, usually the class clown. Someone about whom it would be said "there's always one..." when they make a wisecrack.

Some wag sitting behind me laughed at his own joke. Nobody else did.

A coiner of clever terms or phrases, or an observer of new meanings to a term or phrase

Some wag in the artworld once said that sculpture is what you trip over in a gallery when you step back to get a better view of a painting.

The consequence of eating food at Wagoner Dining Hall at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diarrhea, cramping, nausea, vomiting, hallucinations, food coma, delusions, etc.

Person 1: "What's the matter with you man?"
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".

What A Genius. A term used to denote a person of great intellect.

Ramiz: Are you a WAG?
Pleasure: Nooooo