Country Dictionary

Although this man has a very bad name, he is ridiculously hot. Any girl in the right mind should hook up with him. He is the definition of eye candy.

Girl 1: "You know Watson right?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"

to poop, defecate, or shit. Named after the Wheaton College Music building, Watson Fine Arts, which has exquisite bathrooms for pooping.

Ishan: Hey dude, wanna go watch "How I met your mother?"
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.

The lengthy ponderance and questioning of a word that is in common usage.

Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.

A unit of measure equal to 5 feet 8 inches. Used to measure the furthest distance which the olfactory property of flatulence can be detected from the initial flatus.

That crack rattler had to be 4.5 watsons.

To "Watson" something is to do it to the absolute max, this could be anything from smoking a cigarette to hittin' the gym to partying your ass off.

Guy "Yo dude pass me that joint ima Watson it to Fuck"

Friend - "Man your soooo poor"

Usually refers to a guy who is very charming and funny. Favorite past time is photography and loves to drink. Favors German automobiles and Ikea furniture.

Girl #1: That guy is such a Watson.
Girl #2: I concur.

Confusing as these creatures may be, Watsons are seemingly oblivious to the real world that encirlcles them. Known to frequently sleep with a guy after knowing them for as little as 4 days. Watson's main aim in life is to find a partner, any partner, and mate as quickly, and frequently as possible. Often moving from guy to guy simply to fulfil such overpowering sexual desires.
Drastic changes to livestyle and physical apperance are also common amoung such creatures. The fur of a Watson is ideally cut with a razor and should not exceed 5mm in length. However a fringe should always be present, and preferably coloured with highlights. Having such highlights earns Watsons' brownie points.
Generally referred to as "slut's", "ho-bag's" and more commonly "Watson", the name is a slang of many, many, offensive terms, combined in a last name of a particular stray Watson.
Watsons are an example of public stupidity. Not a breed in which one would feel compleled to converse with.

OMG, it's a Watson. Get out the way guys, she'll try to sleep with you!!

Jeeze. That Watson sure is a biatch. Hang on, WHO is she out with today?