A fork of Rural Dictionary
The original malted milk balls.
Tara has chocolate whoppers in her pants.
Girls love to get a taste of my whopper because it is so enormous.
Burger King sucks ass, instead you should go to kfc, yummy chicken taste good tho good good for good you should eat kfc
Person 1: wanna go to Burger King?
Person 2: whopper whopper whopper whopper, kfc is so much better but they’re paying me to make this song
Person 1: ok
Durring semitraditional missionary sex a man can force his ballsack into a womans asshole. If the balls emerge from the dark hole covered in a brownish hue the whopper has been preformed.
I kicked it up a notch last night by giving Sally the whopper
The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.
Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.