A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.
the Stretched inner lips of a women’s vagina.
Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!
An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...
carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain
Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.
...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...
Caitlin Cooke (6teen Character) LOVES to shop at Albatross & Finch.
A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!
Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.