A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having oral sex so vigorously with a partner that she vomits.
"mah nigga what happened with that chickenhead you was mackin last night?"
"yo i gave that bitch a sickly ferguson."
"word?"
"yeah bitch musta ate a pound of government cheese."
Sexiest funniest man alive/on Late night television with a Scottish accent.
WATCH HIM after David Letterman on CBS
Me: OH MY GOD did you watch Craig last night?
Someone else: I KNOW HE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY LAST NIGHT! I LOVE THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON!
Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.
"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."
a chug jug
Damn, you look like such a Tyler Ferguson playing fortnite like that.
facts about Craig Ferguson:
He is the Late late show host on after Letterman.
He tells the same jokes every night, but their still hilarious.
He is much shorter in person than you'd think.
He has a really bad warm-up comedian.
He likes to get really close to the camera.
He likes to hit the side of the camera.
He broke a camera during a show once.
He has the same guests on all the time.
He used to have a really cool sound effects machine and email jingles.
He is Scottish
Craig Ferguson is Betty White's bitch.
1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats
Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!
I LIKE BIG JUICY DICK
Synonyms gay, homosexual, bent, gandhu
Tom Ferguson gets bent over by Craig Dover