A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone force-shows you Instagram posts when you don't want to look. Then they continue to show you posts and expect you to laugh at every single one
Yo, Conrad won't stop grahaming me! He needs to chill out before I break his phone.
American origin: The act of grahaming is to not shower for days on while wearing a new or fresh set of clothes everyday. Scents associated with grahaming are composed of B.O., sweat, moist but moldy gym socks, and rabbit ass. Grahaming can be taken care of in two ways: A) Scrub Party: Taking iron scrubbers and scrubbing the victim down (including genitalia) until fully clean or raw skin covers the entire body. OR B) Death: Self-explanitory.
Man #1 - Brother, that gentleman in aisle 4 has been grahaming for the past 12 weeks... Man #2 - Shall we call the police? Man #1 - Nay I say, we shall purchase iron scrubbers and have our annual Scrub Party! Man #2 - Why are you talking so weird...?
A musty dusty piece of garbage, he loves to make you extremely uncomfortable, he is super sensitive and will tell his mommy on you, if you see him he will most likely do something weird like poke your belly button. His hair also resembles a dirty mop.
Person 1: Look it’s graham! Person 2: RUN Person 3: HES GOING FOR THE BUTTON