A fork of Rural Dictionary
A school that has only been open for a year and has no bathroom stall doors. It also features a shit ton of rednecks, baseball players who’ll call you an f slur, and a theater teacher who will talk shit about you to other students.
I got railed in a doorless handicapped stall at Green Hill High School by that guy who’s giving out shrooms.
Home of rich preps and hot girls that party all the time followed by an ass whooping of weak Apex students,spring break,and thanks to the class of 07, the nice indian people at party beverage still have a job.
Green Hope High School Student: How many kegs is Green Hope having tonight?
Other student: Idk...how many are left at party beverage?
A High School in Wilson County, Tennessee, that is home to the fighting pigeons. Green Hill High School’s building is a carbon copy of every single goddamn school in the district, of course the first building with this design is Mount Juliet High School. Green Hill students are culturally different from the MJ students in a few different ways. Green Hill Students enjoy primal activities like stealing toilets, stealing stall doors, lighting trash cans on fire, calling in school shooting threats, and many more. The principle of Green Hill is very comparable to Adolf Hitler and leaves classrooms bland and soulless just like him. Also the SRO is bald and may or may not have killed an inmate as a prison guard, while an SRO at MJ has hair, and no positive K/D ratio. Green Hill students often transfer to MJ to return to civilization, but their culture rubs off and has caused MJ to slowly succumb to the primitive monkey non intellectual ways of Green Hill. While most students in Mount Juliet are opposed to this behavior, some catch a disease known as “Green Hill Syndrome” which one has sudden urges to light trash cans on fire in the school restrooms and steal school amenities.
MJ student: Yo, did you see that new kid? He just came in from Green Hill High School.
Former Green Hill student: Reeeee!!!!!! *smashes toilet and starts a trash can fire*
A fake ass school with fake ass relationships and friends. The teachers don’t do anything. Everyone’s about reputation and half the school does drugs and has herpes
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A school with no culture run by a Karen, originally built for farmers to give them a practical education.
"Hey which school do you go to?"
"Richmond Green Secondary School."
"Damn that sucks."
A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)
Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school
A places where hoes and snakes thrive
Most girls are hoes and need to go
Many guys just try to get in your pants**
Hey did you hear “green middle school” has hoes