Country Dictionary

A getting touched with a crusty cum stain on a shirt or sweatshirt.

AJ finna hit u with a gurt. That's 10 questions. That's a gurt.

The term used to refer to small, fat little girls who have hair that glows as ginger as the sun. Often seen munching burgers and breathing heavily, they are very shy when outside their natural habitat of fast food establishments where they enjoy sitting with fugly fugs and bathing in grease.

Person 1: Oh my god, try not to laugh but there's a gurt coming down the corridor.... Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!

What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.

1. I hope this banana berry bliss doesn't gurt all over me. 2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...

1. (verb) The act of sodomizing a duck or other type of waterfowl repeatedly. 2. (noun) A person who conducts such an act

1. Sorry, I didn't get much sleep. I was up all night by the ponds gurting. 2. Look at that gurt. He's got feathers all over his pants.

When 2 or more bro's get together too satisfy their go-gurt fetishes and fantasies.

I walked into mike's bedroom the other day to find him gurting with his friend, it was obvious with them being naked and having go-gurt sprayed all over their faces.

the mixture of shit and cum after two gay men have sex.

Jimmie "Dude i totaly just shit out all that Gurt!" Alex "MMM now i can eat it all up, yummy!"

1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think). 2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.

You even made out with Dave! You'd totally do everyone in this building you Gurt-ball!