A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.
Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.
Noun. N. After you sit down on a toilet seat, you immediately discover it's warm from the previous sitter. Verb. v. The act of receiving a Hot Plate Special.
Noun. I sat down to shit and was unpleasantly shocked with a Hot Plate Special. Verb. Fuck Bro, I was Hot Plated during my morning glory.
when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.
last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out shit for weeks.
A quiet one flakey one with the boys n a microwave can’t be more than 3 halves
I’ve had a long week gonna have a hot plate n chill only 2 bags
Another way of saying "No worries". Used when someone apologizes or expresses gratitude.
1: "Hey, is it okay if my feet go in your mouth?" 2: "No. That's weird as fuck." (1 shoves cock in 2's mouth anyway.) 1: "Do you like that? Do you like it down your throat? Choke for me. Choke." (2 takes feet out of mouth momentarily.) 2: "It's actually not that bad. Definitely underrated." 1: "Can I shove them back in?" 2: "Sure." 1: "Thanks." 2: "Boobs on a hot plate." (2 shoves 1's feet back down his throat.)
A code word for a line of coke/cocaine. Often used around family when you don’t want them to have any suspicion of you being a total drug addict.
Lester, organise a hot plate for us.
Warming up a hot plate in the microwave to snort coke off of it. Coke absorbs water. Hot plate evaporates it. Less will feel more intense
John: hey bro I got an eight ball, go warm up a plate for me real quick! I need a Hot Plate Todd: why?! John: because it’s easier to crush and makes the powder more fine, trust me bro