A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner, a homosexual sodomite.
male penis in male anus eg. anal intruder
A certain individual that interrupts or somehow alters a loved and permanent tradition by unexpectedly showing up and trying to forcibly incorporate themselves into it.
Julia showed up at the last minute at my family's Christmas dinner and brought haggis. Major tradition intruder!
It is when tracy brings the homewrecker to the back door
Anal intruder is when the Poop shoot has a mishap due to an oversize penis
Man in bar to female: Hey, can I slip you my pink intruder? or Alien to captured female: Are you ready to feel the heat of the pink intruder, Earthling?
Also Known as a G.I. This is a faggot that thinks he's a badass motherfucker because he's enlisted in the army. but really hes just a cradle-robbing rapist who likes to put date rape pills in high school chick's drinks.
Oh jesus christ, that faggot GI on that crotch rocket is tryin to look in our windows. Hopefully he notices that we're over the age of 18, Girl Intruders think that shit's a turn off.
Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.
Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today? Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all. Steven: they are really dumb. Chad: for real.
Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.
So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.