A fork of Rural Dictionary
unfunny, cringey people (usually armys) that live in a world where time is nonexistent and make jokes that are dead
example 1:
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam
example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS
1. to be caught doing something not guch i.e. cheating, texting, hooking up with someone who is fuckt in de face
2. the state of being fucked in the face, or anywhere else
1. "what are you waiting for? Jam him!"
2. "oh man youngah a wee bit jammed in de face...need some bunty nice and guch?"
2 or more musicians making music together but not an official band.
Guitarist Dude: Hey man i heard you got a drumset, we should jam sometime.
Noob Drummer: Sounds good, i havent gotten to play to music yet.