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krusty

A washed up talentless hack, who revamps old material and will never be as cool as Jessee.

Look at that bum, he must be Krusty. He'll never be as cool and hip as Jessee.

by Tiny Prancer April 24, 2005

krusty

Bitter old man who try's retain his youth by degrading the all awesome Jessee and inhaling the ora of young woman.

Shit!! I think I just stepped in Krusty.

by Tiny Prancer April 24, 2005

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood" You:"ok" 2 hours later squeege 6 hours later when she gets up cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!! You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

Krusty Patty

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.

Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure. Joan: This is a PTA meeting.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 21, 2020

Krusty Krab

1-A restaurant in Bikini Bottom. Always gets destroyed or changed. Squidward's the cashier, SpongeBob is the fry cook. The Chum Bucket is across the street. They sell Krabby Patties and some other stuff. 2-what kids call crab cakes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!

by Allyson Holiday October 20, 2018