A fork of Rural Dictionary
Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!
Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!
An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.
Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless
After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.
While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!
Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.
ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"
"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.
he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea
when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"
GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...
You: IDK is it drool?
GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?
You: hahaha Landmine!!!