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Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.

Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.

by PTAnteater February 27, 2010

lecture hall

a place used to chill out that can also be extremely fun

"what are you going to do?" "i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..." "okay, i will"

by lllover May 01, 2010

Canibal Lecture

East Bay California Native Hip-hop/rap artist. Born in Union city Ca. But Rep's the Whole Bay! LivenFire Records/Gone Off Top productions. Affiliated with artist like: XienHow, Flossafee, Taktikz,3D,5Dyme,Young Steve and many others...

Canibal Lecture has recorded with artist such as The jacka, Berner, Marvwon and many others.

by fanofart June 29, 2010

Hannibal Lecture

noun 1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

by H Gross June 01, 2010

Power Lecture

A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class. Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.

"Ugh, I have a power lecture at eleven"

by B@dg3rF@n September 03, 2008

lecture crushing

VERB The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills). Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

schrödinger's lecturer

An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.

I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.

by fauxpow August 22, 2019