Country Dictionary

The secretary from hell.

MAM is controlling and vastly disliked.

A secret *or not so secret* code name for booze. commonly used by the youth of a certain place in Sussex.

Hey Mike, did you get the Mam for tonight?

Casual slang term when addressing females. Not to be confused with ma'am. Only to be used by a female, in case of sexual harassment.

Your clothes rock, mam.

n. A breast examination n. any sort of womanly exam

oh no!!! i'm late for my mam-exam. my gyno is going to kill me!!!!

The exposed cleavage of your Waitress as she bends over to take your order.

Waitress: What can I get for you today? (Bends over to listen). As you look up and see the tunnel down her shirt, "I'll have the Rack of Mam please!

A phrase used by chavs meaning i had sex with ya mam or just trying to bring your mam into the conversation. Many chavs use this as they think everyone gets offended when you mention their mam. Its funny the first time but after that when people start saying it to every little thing it gets boring.

Chav: ya mam me: what about her? Chav: i shagged her last night Me: i know you did, she said you were shit.

In Yorkshire, we say mam for mum. It is almost always used like this: my mam. your mam/ his mam.

"Where did that come from?" "Yer mam." "Who said you could behave like that in school?" "Yer mam."