A fork of Rural Dictionary
your basic average furry is a man in his 30s overweight socially inept and really dirty says he has aspergers so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer furries like to have competitions to see who can find the most things wrong with them to try to get attention they pretend they have depression or cry about their past in a role play session furries love each other because no one else will they live in furry houses in the middle of hixville having little parties with their fursuits on here's a tip from anonymous you're doing it wrong hurry make a habit out of raping your childhood first tried as hard as they could to make the phantom acceptable to keep it all clean but they couldn't control it and now it's all a sex scene furry posting furriest pictures no one wants to see except when your social life is on the internet then you lower all your standards that you take what you can get the furry phantom doesn't have its own identity it's basically a clusterfuck of nerd communities a little bit of anime a bit of fantasy and a generous helping of bestiality every weird fetish that you've ever heard before was invented by japan and then stolen by a bird by the time you think you've catalogued every furry king then they'll throw you for a loop and go and fuck the kitchen sink
I sang the anti furry national anthem because I fucking hate furries
On a scale from cool to awesome, this song is super great.
come toooo the place where the tropical breezes blow come toooo the coolest place i know the people are so great but really there's only me and that means i'm so great and also there's the cheat oh there's the cheat in the place where the tropical breezes blow the cheat in the coolest place i know the ones are always cold and the parties last all night and there's probably lots of chocolates and population tire populationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrre
I pledge allegiance to the Flag, of the Socialist States of America, and to the Liberals, for which they stand, one nation under the messiah, unaccountable, with entitlements and bailouts for all.
Our New National Anthem: A matter of time before everyone knows it...
I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple
The noise that is made when a smoke detector needs new batteries.
“I can hear the Wakandan National Anthem playing through your mic!”