A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.
That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute
Term used in the gym to indicate a 45-pound weight, used on an olympic barbell. Additionally, the term plate can be used to indicate another weight, when preceded by the number.
Ex1: Im benching 315 now! That's three plates on each side! ( 6x45 + 45 lb. bar ) Ex2: I bought a couple of 25 lb. plates for my home gym.
Something flat that you can't live in. You can eat on it or just look at it. It's not nice to throw a plate on someone you like. But it's okey to throw it on someone you don't like. A plate is often smaller than an elephant.
Don't bite on that plate dear, it will leave marks! Do you remember Abigail from Boston, her cat looks just like a plate. My plate rocks.
when you place a plate on your partners chest and take a huge dump on it.
jake.....how come evrytime i tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want,they always stick it in my ass? ew...thats way too much information no,way too much information is telling you that after we have sex....i always take a huge dump......on their chest! ~not another teen movie~
Word used to describe someone who says they will do something but does not or someone who flakes on a plan
Matthew: I’m gonna get so plastered every night on this beach trip! *Second Night* Matthew: Hey guys I’m actually too tired, I think I’m gonna just pass out Josh: Man, I knew you were a Plate!