A fork of Rural Dictionary
-a large vehicle used to smoke pot in, drink alcohol in, or to do "the nasty" -also known as: "the shaggin' wagon" -the name "van" originated by an everything-loving hippie named van wilkie. her legacy lives on even to this day, and her afro holds more memories that you could ever know.
"van wilkie could just be the most amazing hippie of our time." "who doesnt love a good gang bang in the shaggin' wagon?"
Skater shoes worn by skater, ex-skaters, people going to start skating, people who hang with skaters, or people that just want to look cool so wear the shoes (which makes up most of the majority)
Vans come in forms like: Checkered, skulls, hearts, stars, picture formers, plain
He is a person who is not sporty he plays basketball but sucks at it he loves girls that names start with Ms and he loves chicken raw who loves the rush of killing chickens every girl wants him but when they date him they find out he loves to kill chickens he had a friend named Timmy who was in a relationship but he killed him. There are a lot of words to describe him but the best one is sex offender
Person 1: ohhh he is so hot person 2 he is a chicken killer sex offender sorry person 1 but he is so cute I don't care I'm dating him person 2 whatever Van on ya getting them girls haha person 1 ahhh he is killing chickens byeeee
Van the Man part 3 Van’s proudest moment of Greek culture is this historical reference; A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women." Although Van may cry at the fact that 100% just isn’t good enough, cry at the fact that there are better surfers in the world than him, all that Jimi Hendrix will always disgust him for even trying to bother to play his music, there are two words that will always sum up Van – the man.
old skater shoes thats quick slip on and offs that are comfortable but now are coming back in style also known in bay area songs
"i got ma vans on but they look like sneakers, i got ma vans on but they lok like sneakers, i got ma vans on but they look like sneakers, wearin coat white but ma vans look clean" "i slip em on slip em off cuffing ma pants"