A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.
The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item. If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!! The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.
I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!
Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.” “Oh nice dude! How was it?” “It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine” “Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine" Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it
🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”? 👤: my vending machine name is g5
The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine! John: Gross