Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

rotten thunderstorm

a series of loud flatulations (farts) that smell really bad

Tom: *farts*
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.

by 2much2do March 14, 2008

asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

Mexican Thunderstorm

After eating a spicy mexican dinner, you spray your resulting diarrhea on your date's chest and face.

I told Janine I didn't like burritos but she made them for dinner anyway. So later that night I gave her a Mexican Thunderstorm and blew the place up.

by Manny the Mexican September 12, 2006

Chocolate Thunderstorm

a form of bukkake, consisting of butt-piss, faucet ass, and hershey squirts in lieu of man goo.

i told three strippers i wanted to sniff farts out of their ass, not knowing they had mexican for dinner and it turned into a Chocolate Thunderstorm.

by LT. Hanarod February 08, 2012

Bukkake Thunderstorm

When, during an orgy, several men ejaculated into eachother's rectums, they then proceed to fart it onto a woman's face. Hence, the Bukkake Thunderstorm.

"I wish I hadn't seen that video of the bukkake thunderstorm, where all those men farted semen across that girl's face."

by Bukkake Trevor April 30, 2012

Indian Thunderstorm

noun. 1. the act of jerking off a 20 story balcony while a fat Indian woman massages your prostate using 1 or 2 fingers. This is done because she is so disgusting, your dick is unable to rise due to her mere presence.

Alternate definition: Jerking off on yourself while a large Indian women works a butt plug on you.

Did a bird shit on my head or did we just get caught in an Indian Thunderstorm?

by Gorjuss George May 30, 2010

make a thunderstorm

throwing up a lot of cash

are you going to make it rain tonight?

I'm going to make a thunderstorm

by rockadiesel February 11, 2023