A fork of Rural Dictionary
What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office* Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-" Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms) Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins" Bob "Why?" Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
The Act of not taking any shit from a relative or friend.
Bitch: Brah your looking like a faggot in that V Neck You: Bitch I don't take no shit!
When Iranian people finds out that Urban Dictionary is capable of adding custom words by people ,therefore they start adding some shitty words such as their names and some stupid words , this action is called “take the shit out if sth “
You see all the people now wears tight jeans !? They take the shit out of it
A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food! Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.
He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!