A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re eating a girl’s ass while she has diarrhea but she tries holding it in but some of it slips out and you swallow it accidentally.
I was over at Rachel’s house and right when we were about to fuck she gave me a tootie. Tasted kinda good though.
Noun: A lady or group of ladies. Adjective: May be put with other words to describe a fun, lady-oriented event, i.e. tootie-tastic
We're leaving the boyfriends at home tonight and making it a tooties only night!" "There are way too many tooties in this bar." or "Seriously, your birthday party last year was tootie-tastic.
The process in which a person forcefully inserts there finger into another persons ass hole. Then, cutting the finger off and consuming it.(Usually with ranch sauce.)
"Dude, I totally gave Nick a tooty last night. It was HOT!"