A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Tumblr user that gets offended at anything and everything you say.
George: You're gorgeous! Alexandra: You fucking fuck boy! Why do you have to oppress women? George: No need to be a tumble twat.
Noun. A chunk of weave found laying on the ground, possibly torn out during a fight or perhaps just pulled out and left by a lazy bag. Synthetic (sometimes real) ball of human hair.
"Beware the rolling tumble weaves."
Falling over while having sex standing up. Falling off of the bed while fucking. Falling over the railing while fucking on a balcony. Fucking while in a dryer
"Took the old lady down to the laudramat for a TUMBLE FUCK." "Me and the old lady was really going at it til we took a TUMBLE FUCK off the bed." Crime scene: "Hope they was enjoying themselves before they took a TUMBLE FUCK two stories to the ground." "If I would of taken my socks off last night me and the wife wouldn't of went for a TUMBLE FUCK in the middle of the floor"
What you say when you are talking to washed-up hoes.
Alex: Hey Andre: Tumble dry bitch, tumble dry