A fork of Rural Dictionary
a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.
man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car
chris- your fucking sick
man1- shit happens when you party naked
Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.
Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"
A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.
It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.
Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.
Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.
Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.
Stupid ass
Dumb shit
Piece of shit
Crack head
This guy Brandon at work is a two bit sally
A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews
Two-Bit stfu no one cares
In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.
Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".