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The opposite of Day One. People who were at point just beginning their company, friendship, life, etc. and are now in stasis. Decline always follows.

You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.

Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today? Person 2: No Person 1: International Two-Face Day! Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges

I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.

Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry? Larry: On Two's day my dear.

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

22.02.2022 Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome. It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.

Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.