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Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.

You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.

by Uncle Splat January 12, 2023

Unhappy

Most of the people's faces reading my definitions

Melanie Martinez: Are you happy now? Are you happy, with your unhappy meal? (-py meal?)

by emmyandlola August 04, 2023