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1. Someone who does not eat meat, milk, eggs, or any other product that comes from animals (even honey).

2. Murderer of innocent vegetables.

3. Thinks a meatless diet stops animal suffering when it actually adds to it, since raising and harvesting vegetables mean that animals lose their habit, as well as:
• Being killed by pesticides
• Mangled by machinery
• Trampled beneath the tractors
• Shot dead by farmers protecting the crops from pests
• Being torn apart by the farmer's dogs who guard the crops.

4. Some vegans live and let live, accepting and allowing others to eat meat and milk without hassling them. But some push their views onto others, becoming violent if people do not agree with them (Veganazi).

Hey, vegans! Don't worry about all the rabbits who were killed so that Cris P. Carrot enters your stomach and not theirs!
I mean, isn't it better that after they were alive to experience the incredible pain of being mutilated? It's oh so much better than being killed instantly and almost painlessly by a hunter or slaughter equipment, isn't it?

The pure work of satan

I became a vegan but later realized how much of a 'missed steak' it was

Typically identifiable by their pale, pasty skin, puny limbs and general appearance of malnourishment.

These are symptoms of their unbalanced diet; vegans do not eat any animal product despite it being well-known that the human is an omnivorous species.

Vegans would be tolerable were it not for their dogged insistence on forcing their misguided beliefs upon the rest of the human race. The breed can often be found protesting against various parts of the meat, fast-food and dairy industries. Although they don't seem to concerned about animals consuming other animals...

With luck, natural selection will play its part and veganism will disappear within a century or two.

I fancy a burger but there's a bunch of f***ing VEGANS protesting outside Mc Donald's. Someone hand me my rifle...

a bastard that thinks its better for animals if they eat vegetables and fruit but doesn't realise the amount of animals that are rightfully shot, poisoned, trapped in order to gain a larger profit to continue farming and produce more food for the world population including vegans, they refrain from eating meat as they believe that its cruel and torture to the livestock being slaughtered for food, but doesn't realise that these animals are humanely killed and don't feel a thing is done correctly and this is usually done correctly. making the vegans delusional and wrong for forcing their opinion on people who like to eat meat, and should just leave us alone as they can eat what they want and we can eat what ever we want to eat, especially steak because which person in their right mind wouldn't eat a well done steak.

"have you seen Brian over there? I heard he was a vegan." "thats fine isn't it?" " yeah it should be but he keeps bugging other people because they like to eat meat." " oh we'll get him the fuck out of here!!!!!."

hippies, with enough free time to read the label on everything they eat.

vegan= "is there eggs in bread...?"

Someone who eats neither meat nor dairy. Usually accompanied by extreme liberalism, environmental activism, bisexual tendencies, and tolerance to the point of being unable to tolerate any belief or opinion that isn't left-wing kook-fringe nonsense.

She was a vegan, so he didn't bother asking her out on a date. He merely gave her a tofu sausage and walked away to the sounds of her moaning in what normal people could only vaguely assume was sexual pleasure.

A Dietary choice refraining from the consumption of any animal product such as eggs, meat, or dairy.
Often associated with animal rights activist groups but having nothing to do with revolutionary acts or thoughts.
A diet. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Would you like a glass of milk with that?
"Naw thank you, I'm actually vegan."