A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have a wet dream on christmas eve and wake up on christmas day to a "white" christmas
Cody-dude merry Christmas!
Jared- Its not very merry, I had a white Christmas if you know what I mean.
Cody-...me too
When you jizz on your partners face, while wearing a Santa hat.
Man, I totally gave my woman a White Christmas last night.
Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.
Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.
-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.
-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.
-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.
-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
Being as white as christmas relating to the song
Im dreaming of a white Christmas
-dam that boi who does he think he is? rockin that tee nd rag.. wtf.. he as white as christmas
When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.
-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.
Yo last night was so amazing I gave Gracey a White Christmas Surprise!!!
When you blow a few grams to an ounce of cocaine into a woman's anus and proceed to have anal sex with her.
El Chapo enjoys having Columbian white Christmases with only the most high end prostitutes.