A fork of Rural Dictionary
something a cowboy or redneck dont know how to describe sumthing
have you seen my dilly whomper!
Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.
"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!" "Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."
A very very overweight person. This guy makes a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.
Eric: Wow look at that whomper . Shawn: Geez, he has his own gravitational pull.
Similar to a country bumpkin a whomper is a loud obnoxious sometimes rowdy person known to be silly making jokes and causing a scene. Most likely comes from a smaller town, lower class and have a simple job and means of life.
Those jolly whompers in Slayton, MN are always hanging out around the bar never having a place they need to be.