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Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.

"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."

by T Willikers June 19, 2017

wretch out

to bail on an event or activity due to sheer wretchedness

Dude, you're coming to the party, right? I don't know, I may have to wretch out.

by J. Bond August 24, 2006

Wretched Roger

The use of any bodily fluid in a smoothie or other type of drink. Can be used as currency.

1: Ewww, James wizzed in my lemonade!! 2: Oh my god, James gave you a Wretched Roger! 1: Wait until he tastes the wrath of a Rotten Oliver >:)

by MrSHinS January 04, 2021

Wretched Up

A person who has been broken apart by his/her life conditions that he/she thinks everyone is the root cause of his/her problems. He/she thinks everyone is against him.

Yohannes is so wretched up that he quits one job after because he can't stand anyone.

by Nyangker Mayom Apioth June 06, 2012

dirty wretched pipe monger

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores

misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!

by dizzgustin January 18, 2007

Death Wretch

Originated in early 1990's San Francisco Bay Area to describe the horrifyingly intense odor present in some people's houses, or the intense odor that's ever present on some people's clothes if they live in tight quarters such as boats without adequate ventilation. 10 years later after inventing the word it was confirmed that this odor is actually the smell of a heavily mold/mildew infested dwelling. The original usage of the word turned out to be accurate as it is known that breathing mold and mildew is toxic to humans.

"Josh's house smells like a death wretch!" "Ed's clothes smell like death wretch!"

by mocha1234567 November 24, 2009

exasperadly wretched

it means being being mad but sad at someone at the same time

you make me feel exasperadly wretched.

by twistytwirlpop August 12, 2020