A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small obnoxious yapping dog own by an equally obnoxious yuppie
I could tell right away by the bumper sticker 'Hillary' that the owner had a yupper-yapper in her car.
A tiny dog with a tiny bark. Often very cute and fluffy. Makes you want to cuddle and play with them.
That smol yapper is utterly adorable.
another term for the atm or ass to mouth
i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.
Some one who talks too much and runs around looking busy with out actually accomplishing anything. Complains about how busy the work day is and how much there is to do..but seems to spend more time talking about how busy it is and looking busy by walking back and forth going nowhere than actually getting any work done. Usually the people stuck listening to the whining are the ones left to do all the work.
Geez she's such a yapper flapper! I know..if she would just shut up and hook in and work, the job would be done.
when you find a stank ass hoe slutty enough to take you and you best friends cocks in her mouth at the same time.
heath keane and scott resetar totally gave megan mateer a double yapper last night
A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
A fantasy persona you adopt in your mind as a defensive response to a neighborhood dog who yaps continuously even while you attempt to sleep.
Yes officer, you have caught me red-handed, I am in fact the savior of our neighborhood, the fantasy yapper sniper!