A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for Marijuana. Termed after Lord Sith addressed Yoda as his "Little Green Friend" in the latest Star Wars Movie (Revenge of the Sith).
"Wanna buy some Yoda" "Wanna Smoke some Yoda" "Where that Yoda at?"
the singer of the best song in the world ~'Seagulls'~
yoda Run Run Run Jump Now stop! Put me down. I love to groove and boogie Yea-a-a-ah (Great) Show you some dance moves! Mmmmm! (No, I don't want you to) If I had your giant feet out there on the beach Could've outrun those birds! (You're a psycho wiener) Let me grab my beater! Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha (Stop it please) Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah (Don't hit me) hmm hmm ha Hmm hmm hmm hm ha (Please) hmm hm hm hm ha (Dont hit me) (C'mon man, quick that bangin') Hey what's that stank? (You put a fish in our basket) Ho ho ho-ooh Yeah! I forgot I did that. (You owe me an apology) Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right birds will fly at your face. Wuwhuhuhuhuah! Run Run Run Jump I can be your backpack while you run! Swing from a hairy vine. I can be your backpack while you climb! Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift Run Run Run Jump Now breathe. That's good. Yeah, like that. Like that. (Weehoo) One day I was walkin' and I found this big log And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child." Hmmm Listen boy, someday when you are older you could get hit by a boulder. While you're lyin' there screamin', "Come help me please, " the seagulls HMM Poke your knees! Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha Stop it now!
whats yoda or yoda is used in place of whats up, whats good, or in some odd cases whats gucci. saying gucci is not cool anymore. saying yoda is.
you: oh hey. yoda me: oh hiii nothing hbu