A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of not giving a fuck and keeping a positive attitude no matter what life throws at you
My car got broken into and my wallet stolen today but I’m staying zooty!
A sticker found around multiple cities in Oregon. Zootie is a blue space monkey who is also high as shit. Origins unknown
That guy looks like Zootie after he hit the blunt.
A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.
"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"
"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"