A fork of Rural Dictionary
hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.
Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in? Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.