A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.
Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.
don't fret, wait and it will get better, don't get worry lines, it's not that important so don't let it get to you, be super cool, not easily ruffled.
Yes, the police stopped you for no reason, but chill-lax and you will be okay.
A Collection of the most important, gritty, physically gifted, and highly intelligent lacrosse players make up Division III lax. Schools such as Cabrini, RIT, Dickinson, Farmingdale state college, messiah university, Transylvania university, tufts, Shenandoah, Ferrum, and Salisbury are just some examples of the random eclectic organizations that make up dIII lax.
If you play D3 lax you’re probably really good.
“Yo I just committed to play Division III lax at SUNY new paltz”
You must be a great scrub!
First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"
Also known as k-lax
Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?