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oscar-ness

Worthy of an award. In behavioural terms, upright, just, gleaming and outstanding amongst all others. In physical terms, effortless presence and appeal to both males and females. A state often envied by the covetous but impossible to pull-off by impersonation . You either have award winning 'oscar-ness', or you don't!!

"Hello, is that the Community College? Where can I learn Oscar-ness please?" ............... (Reply), "I'm sorry, Oscar-ness is a gift which can be neither taught nor learnt. Please peruse our options for a more suitable course, Personality Development maybe?"....

by Aunty FunGal December 24, 2018

Complaining-ness

The property of a complaining person. In other words the property of a whiner.

"You will miss my complaining-ness when I'm gone, no word for it" - CDwag Voice Actor

by HeadlessUseless December 17, 2023

Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

by QuacksO November 06, 2022

Naiz-ness

Naiz-ness is the suffix, derived from "naiz", which is used to describe a state, condition, quality that is awesome and fun.

That person is naiz-ness. (awesome, cool, and arguably one of the best things that can happen to you)

by WDK_econ101 May 31, 2011

ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 15, 2018

Lorraine ness

A big annoying girl that never listens and always hangs around with a girl called summer that is really annoying never talk to a girl called Lorraine ness she is always reallly big if u know what I mean

Lorraine ness

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Lorraine ness

Fat human that no one likes and hangs around with a peacock and the peacock is a big annoying cock

Lorraine ness is annoying

by Human3000 October 31, 2019