A fork of Rural Dictionary
Referring to a Jewish person and/or a person that has stereotypical Jewish features. Usually talked about in a negative light to hide Anti-Semitism.
Person 1: “Hey, have you heard of what the Otters have been doing to our country lately?”
Person 2: “Yeah, those damn Otters took all of our money, our food, and our jobs away from us!”
1. A slang term for a gay male who is moderately tall and the same amount hairy. Could also refer to a gay male of the above who is polygamous, meaning that they date and mate with multiple people during their lifetime. Whether or not that’s at the same time or spread out is up to them.
2. A species of aquatic mammal found in nearly ever content except Antarctica and certain parts of Oceania.
James is such an otter. He's the most boring, milquetoast male alive and yet he's managed to suck off what seems like the entire eleventh year.
Otters sort of look like sausage dogs that got a hunchback and turned into a sewer rat.
a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"