A fork of Rural Dictionary
In Dungeons and Dragons, it’s when you make a perfect roll and everything goes right, most of the time, if your DM isn’t awful. DND players use this term to describe a total victory in real life.
Jumbo: Boy I’ll tell you what, that girl went home with you RIGHT QUICK!
Vishnu: I cannot help it, I was rolling a twenty in diplomacy.
a number that is used to describe the quantity of an object, however it cannot describe objects that can't be separated due to a decimal at the end.
I just stole twenty eight point five million dollars from my employees
Someone in their 20s who is down to clown and too young too care about anything else. Likely clubs too much and doesn't have a lot of their own money.
Looks like someone has a new twenty-fun-year-old!
Second perfect number, 7th step squad— I mean, triangular number (darn it). Best number of all time.
Thought process: “Twenty-Eight is really really cool”
Other one: “You mean the number, or the numberblock??”
Thought process: “Both of them”
Other one: “Both of them are huge understatements, Thought process.”
What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
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Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.
I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.