Country Dictionary

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Lisa collins thompson

A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina

Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson

by Ohshit4real January 02, 2022

Zack Thompson

The man who loves being a cuckhold to his male lover. Drives a red rocket with no handles kuz he thinks he's fearless

Zack thompson are you attending your cuckhold appointment tonight.
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x

by The start March 24, 2024

nivea thompson

Nivea Thompson is the wife of Min Yoongi 2021. She is a mother of 2 by the names of Arianna Curiel and Liliana Contreras. Although Arianna Curiel was diagnosed with Down Syndrome at birth; Nivea still cherished her as if nothing were wrong.

Friend: "Hey! Does BTS Min Yoongi have a wife?"

You: "Yeah! her name is Nivea Thompson."

by joeballz July 19, 2021

Elisha Dane Thompson

A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.

I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.

by r/treefookers February 07, 2024

Mrs Thompson

Annoying... Says that we in Senior School so we better behave like it or else. ( We would get a detention ). Once she sent someone out for smiling. XD Help.

Mrs Thompson how do we do this? We do this by sending you outside for talking. But... I was talking to you. DETENTION.

by NaniFinderWillGetYa February 06, 2019

Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.

A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.

by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024