Country Dictionary

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.

Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes