A fork of Rural Dictionary
My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.
A 4th degree burn is where you berbally burn someone so bad, they mentally break and burn themselves to a crisp
That fourth degree burn was so bad she was left sparking and twitching.
The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
When you find out that the person you're about to sleep with has a one or two degrees of separation from your significant other
I was about to sleep with Mike when I found out that his best friend workms in my husbands office. Talk about six degrees of trepidation!......and I oop! And got the hell out of there!
Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.
"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."
Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world
Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.