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pussy kiwi

When a girl uses a Kiwi as a tampon during her period and then uses it as part of abpost-sex gourmet meal for her partner.

My girl made me a pussy kiwi last night and it was delicious!

by Jewish Rape victims April 19, 2017

Kiwi Beast

This is a mid plant that scares volcanic jay

“Post kiwi beast to scare volcanic Jay.”

by MyMom6969 March 01, 2023

Mama kiwi

Someone who takes care of a teenager and calls them cute names

Your so cute my little snuggly bunch :D

I love you mama kiwi

by 9roewlskodiftgfrhndeswmaq,lpsd October 06, 2022

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

Kiwi Sagon

Kiwi Sagon is a name for a bitch.

Kainoa: I’m really a kiwi Sagon...

by FatPanda67 October 22, 2020

fruity..kiwi

ur mom

im in love with fruity..kiwi

by oneofyourmoots July 21, 2021

Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.

I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit

by TheOtherScientist June 12, 2023