A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party
Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.
the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it
I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.
The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.
How'd he die?
Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.
Damn chinks.