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A word used to substitute for one of the following words based on the context in which it's used: retard, simp or virgin. The word Twitch is used to avoid saying those words and possibly getting banned on the streaming platform Twitch due to their ridiculous Terms of Service policy.

"Joe just paid $80 to an Onlyfans thot? Fucking Twitch". (simp)
"Steve thought 2 + 2 = 8? What a stupid Twitch." (retard)
"Dave is never going to get pussy, he's going to be a Twitch forever." (virgin)

when you shake while itching, related to a nervous disorder

my doc wouldnt give me any meds for my itch twitch, he thought i was drug seeking

When your mate is still alive, but constantly streams on twitch and plays video games.

Man, at first it was great, but lately i've been feeling like a twitch widow.

Only fans. That’s literally it.

You: oh where do you work?
Me: oh I work on Blue Twitch

Codename for the NSFW sites OnlyFans or Fansly, that Twitch streamers use.

The full experience will be on Blue Twitch

It’s when you have a minor stroke from Afghanistan induced Bell’s Palsey cause of seeing motor rounds almost fall on your head and then they shoot muscle relaxers on your ass and you wake as the Mexican Joker.

Bro I was deployed in 2013 and I totally got a case of the hot twitch.

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."